O'Brien opens a Planet Fitness franchise in a cargo hold, but wishes it was an airlock when Bashir shows up. A haircut Guinan opens New Caesars and starts a Vegas strip war with Quark!
DS9's neutrinos are caught in the Coriolis Effect thanks to the new casino's purple luck balls. O'Brien dresses part Rambo/part JCPenney sportswear model to take down Bashir in a racquetball match that's only missing a Stan Bush theme song!
Drunk Shimoda
Adam's pick is Bashir
- For his growing frustration with the empty sauces
Ben's pick is Quark
- For doing the play-by-play himself
Trading Cards
It Does Not Intimidate
Wins! And Then Croaks With A Mini "O"
Adam Would Buy The Shit Out Of This Action Figure
Goes For The Beige Plate
Full Magician Regalia
Motorboating!
No One Wants To Shell Out For The Pay-Per-View
Where Is The Knuck!?
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