It's bachelor time when Jake and Nog move into the Neil Simon Suite of DS9 but it's no way, NoJa, to a peaceful coexistence. Things are worse for Odo and Quark who've Sullenberged their Winnebago into Planet Uruguay Rugby Team.
Jake and Nog have reached Hawkeye/Winchester levels of antagonism and can't work it out because they forgot to put a railing in the apartment. Wouldn't some Star Trek V rocket boots help Quark & Odo now? Why aren't they standard issue?
Opening Segment[]
"The most dangerous episode ever recorded."
Show Bits[]
P1 Messages[]
Commercial message: Get help
Personal message: Digital tip
Drunk Shimoda[]
Adam's pick is Quark
- For delivering a line facing away from camera
Ben's pick is Nog
- For going to work straight from working out
Trading Cards[]
The Last Thing He Packs Is Three Fleshlights
If It's An Orion Bomb Why Isn't It Green?
Lazy Day Versus Arm Day
One Glove Each. Gotta Be Fair
You Pigstyed The Place 9 Hours! We're Breaking Up!
The Most Vivid Illustration Of Being A Solid
I Love You, You Asshole
Why Didn't You Beam Me To The Infirmary?
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