DS9 709

Miracle Measuring Contest
Transponder crystals, little, red-orange, different.
Date	2020/10/19
Pod Download	Miracle Measuring Contest
Pod Download	Miracle Measuring Contest
Bits
Shimoda x2	Gul Dukat
Game of Buttholes
Start Space	26
Start Space	26
Landed on	27
Landed on	27
DS9 709
Episode Recap	Covenant
Episode Recap	Covenant
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Dukat has started a Pah-wraith tax shelter on Empok Nor and kidnaps Kira in what feels like his 47th attempt to be her mate. To make matters worse an old friend of hers has drunk the Cardi Kool Aid Dukat is mixing.

Dukat may have given his soul to the Pah-wraiths but he's still giving his spoon to every poor Bajoran woman he can. But there's no way he can erase the stigmata when Kira outs the DNA test and his low rent "Snapped" murder attempt.

Opening Segment

Blackmail

Show Bits

• Loaf
• This Old Starship
• Catbasket
• Pizza Oven Killing Shirt
• Mr. Bajoran Relic

P1 Messages

From Wesley to Wesley

From Birdy to Birdy

Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is Gul Dukat

For being the only one having fun

Ben's pick is Gul Dukat

Pawing on the floor trying to find the right pill

Trading Cards

Odo, I Know You'd Rather Watch Football Than Go To Church. It's Cool!

She's Transported To The Empok Nor Church Of The Branch Pah-Wraithians

So You're Telling Me You've Been A Wraith Lord Since The Occupation?

How Could He Look Like That And Not Have Been On Melrose Place?

It's OK! You Can't Put Loaf On A Newborn. It's Just A Chucky Baby!

Come On, Dukat! You Can't "Alien Queen" Someone With A Slow Rolling Door!

Her Attack Vector Is Second Level!

You Gotta Throw Something Harder!