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Revision as of 15:51, 29 July 2020
Worf was the overall winner of Drunk Shimoda awards over the course of the TNG series. Riker and Picard came in second and third, respectively. Each of the top 3 characters led the rankings at one time in the course of the podcast.
- 31.5 - Worf
- 28.5 - Riker
- 28.5 - Picard
- 21 - Data
- 10.5 - Dr. Crusher
- 10.5 - Geordi LaForge
- 8.5 - Troi
- 6.5 - Chief O'Brien
- 4 - Jonathan Frakes
- 3.5 - Wesley
- 3.5 - Dr. Pulaski
- 3 - Brent Spiner
- 2.5 - Ben
- 2.5 - Tasha Yar
- 2 - Jim Shimoda
- 2 - Patrick Stewart
- 1 - Marina Sirtis
- 0.5 - Adam
TNG Episodes
TNG Episode | |
---|---|
Ben's Drunk Shimoda | Ben's Reason |
Adam's Drunk Shimoda | Adam's Reason |
Season One | |
I Don't Feel Comfortable With Children | |
(Jellyfish aliens) | (for being horny the instant they get free |
(Q) | (Because Q is always having the most fun) |
Drunk Shimoda | |
Jim Shimoda | |
Jim Shimoda | |
Gagh.biz1 | |
Troi | For having no motivation |
Hagon | For yelling during the fight |
The A-Team of Away Teams | |
Portal Character | For being ridiculous |
Tasha Yar | For confidently getting into a 1-3 standoff w/ Ferengis |
Generally Human | |
Random crew member in hallway of fire | For having to "put the flame out in your thoughts!" |
Ben | For re-naming himself "Wesley" at summer camp |
Fish vs. Dog | |
Alien Delegates | For acting childish |
Tasha Yar | For not doing anything to stop Picard from acting crazy or the aliens from killing each other |
Rockin' Knuck | |
Dr. Crusher | For injecting emotion into decisions |
Lead Edo guy | For talking about rules for swinging |
You're Welcome, Ladies | |
Picard [Hon. Mention: Wesley] | For obliviousness to his mind control [For saying "You're welcome, ladies"] |
Dr. Crusher | For not relieving Picard from command |
Who's The Big Dog Now? | |
-- | -- |
Riker | For turning down the power of Q |
The Bayless Connection | |
Mr. Homn | For actually being drunk and not talking until he says "Thank you for the drinks" to Picard |
Mr. Homn | [Same] |
The Ultimate Redshirt | |
Geordi LaForge | For not doing anything to get the crew out of the holodeck |
Data [Half-Shomoda: Picard] | For not picking up social cues [for not saying anything to Data] |
The Legend of Argyle | |
Picard | For ignoring the security threat posed by Lore |
Wesley | For not stopping himself from yelling at the Captain |
This Isn't A Plot, This Is A Holodeck Program! | |
Tasha Yar/Troi | For giggling at Riker for his revealing outfit |
Riker | For confidence and pretending he's not going to sleep with the leader of Angel One |
Going Number Three | |
Data | For saying he should never take time off work |
Leader of Starbase | For letting the Enterprise be stolen |
Soft Food and Laxatives | |
Admiral Jameson | For ridiculous makeup and acting |
[No one] | Because no one has fun in this episode |
Horn of Plenty | |
Radue, Aldean leader | For coming up with the plan to steal children assuming that the Enterprise would be ok with it |
Ron Jones (score composer) | For writing a treacly score that sounds like an electro ice cream truck |
The Takeover | |
The Microbrain | For belligerence despite being totally powerless |
Old Lady Ensign in Engineering | For starting her career over again later in life |
Chaotic Bro | |
Remmick | For requesting an Enterprise assignment from Picard after being a dick to everyone onboard |
Remmick | [Same reason] |
A Warrior Is Coming | |
Data | For walking through a hot, radioactive corridor |
Korris | For not doing the warrior yell when Konmel died |
The Clearasil of Freedom | |
Holographic Salesman | For being excited that he got the sale |
Picard | For being happy that he could go on an away mission |
Interplanetary Rubberband Men | |
The Scene where Wesley asks why people do drugs | -- |
[Same] | -- |
Metamucil and Printer Ink | |
Leland T. Lynch | For constantly repeating his full name |
[Too distraught to find a Shimoda] | -- |
The Riker Collection | |
Picard | For ghosting on Jenice |
Jenice | For not being upset that Picard ghosted on her |
Effectively Gross | |
The Random yellowshirt Lieutenant who eats bugs with the admirals | For perhaps just trying to suck up to them |
Picard | For confidence beaming down to Starfleet w/ no weapon or plan |
Five Dollar Carnival Guitar | |
Sonny Clemonds | For wanting to party while the Romulans threaten the ship |
Sonny Clemonds | For wanting to drink as soon as he's thawed out |
Season Two | |
Worf Don't Preach | |
Hester Dealt | For never being very worried about the containment |
Worf | For lack of subtlety in suggesting Troi have an abortion, and for having chest hair puffs |
The Inbred Q | |
Data | For calmly absorbing Pulaski's brazen bigotry |
Haskell the Redshirt | For dying after one line |
A Long Walk for a Dick Joke | |
Dr. Pulaski | For taking no action after being captured |
Geordi LaForge | For extreme mood swings |
No Joke Is Getting Out Alive | |
The Group Therapy Scene | For weird dialogue and bad blocking |
Data | For trying too hard |
Dick Valet | |
Picard | For saying "Cluck cluck cluck. You're being a mother hen." |
The Dick Valet | For getting hired to be a dick valet |
A Case of the Spaceys | |
Riker | For randomly/falsely telling Data he wrestled a targ while blacked out |
Graves | For wanting immortality only so he could fuck his assistant |
Space Mengele | |
Picard | For saying "extraordinary" when hearing that Pulaski had admired him |
Chief O'Brien | For his technobabble speech |
2 Chaotic 2 Bro | |
Mendon | For awkwardness |
Riker | For going full Klingon |
Data's Reproductive Rights | |
Admiral Nakamura | For appearing in the beginning and then ghosting when controversy arises |
Captain Louvois | For being "on the prowl" for Picard |
Wesley's Chick Magnet | |
Riker | For his "flirting" scene with Guinan |
Guinan | For her "flirting" scene with Riker |
Fleet of Dorks | |
Data | For the way he throws Geordi off of the electrical force |
Data | Sticking his arm through the gateway |
Pajama Bottom Dumpy | |
Worf | For trying to push through a wall |
Col. Richey | For staying alive so long |
Malibu Picard | |
Chief O'Brien | For showing up in the shuttlebay at the end and having no lines for 3 minutes |
Dr. Pulaski | For bringing booze to "breakfast" |
Klingon Bar Mitzvah | |
Chief O'Brien | For being up for anything in Ten-Forward |
Kyle Riker | For showing up to surprise his estranged son |
An Appropriate Mount | |
Worf | For getting lippy with Data |
Sarjenka's parents | For not noticing their daughters conversations with Data |
Karate Stance Bean Flickin' | |
Ensign Gomez | For spilling a drink on Picard and hanging out in engineering like Shimoda did |
Riker | For (in Adam's mind) checking whether any of the Borg babies were his |
USS Dumpy | |
Surgeon | For wild overconfidence followed by panix |
Wesley | For saying "where women are concerned I'm in complete control" |
Diminished in Ways We Can't Even Imagine | |
Dr. Pulaski | For trying to bang Worf w/ the tea ceremony |
Dr. Pulaski/ Producers who still think this was a good episode | -- |
Covered in a Fish | |
Picard | For calling Data to get him out of the date with Lwaxana |
Mick Fleetwood | For playing an anonymous Antedean in fish costume to get a special credit on Star Trek |
Level 69 | |
Worf | For losing his cool during the meeting |
Worf | For actually getting command of the Enterprise for his charade (1/2 Shimoda to Picard for giving it) |
A Tat for Every Tit | |
Ensign Burke | For letting Wesley steal antimatter |
Worf | For his continuing gambling problem |
Terrible, Terrible Clip Show | |
Ben & Adam | For not realizing how self-congratulutory the podcast would be for this one |
Rob Bowman | For not crediting himself as Alan Smithee |
Season Three | |
Thinking About Baseball | |
The Bridge Crew | For getting gassed w/o saying anything |
Dr. Crusher | For taking time to have a heart-to-heart about Wesley in the middle of a crisis |
One Terrible Element | |
Riker | For telling Data to use his "fancy electronic brain" to solve his problems |
Ben | For putting this episode (Ensigns of Command, S3E02) in his Top 10 |
Space Weasel | |
Rishon Uxbridge | For lack of concern about how she survived an attack that killed everything else on her planet |
Redshirt Extra | For some unphysical space work during a space battle |
Hella Conservative | |
Chief Anthropologist | For wanting them to hand down religious commandments and leave |
Picard | For beaming up Nuria to the Enterprise--where everything looks like magic |
Ghost Mom | |
The Aliens who created the ghost mom | For having no real plan |
Worf | For breaking news of his mother's death to the kid at his school while covered in blood |
Slathered in Middler | |
Riker | For belatedly mentioning to Picard all the problems he missed |
Picard | For assigning only Geordi to work on saving the ship |
Secretly Jacked | |
Worf | For not halping the dying Romulan |
Worf | [Same reason] |
Speaking of Feet | |
Episode itself | For being terrible |
Episode itself | [Same reason] |
Pre-Enlightenment French Nobility-Type Poison Fears | |
Yuta | For acting too subservient to sleep w/ Riker |
Troi | For momentarily considering 3-way w/ Riker and Yuta (in Adam's imagination) |
Cuban Missile Crisis in Space | |
Jarok | For talking shit to Worf while on an enemy ship |
Data | For immediately abandoning his mission to make a record of what led up to war with the Romulans |
The Supersoldiers Have Come Home to Roost | |
Farmer Hoggett (Nayrok) | For never covering up for his planet's behavior |
Guy on table in engineering | For being sprawled out on a table in engineering |
Wet Jerky | |
Worf | For not being ready with a phaser and doing nothing |
Finn | For choosing a weird time to show his art to people |
XXXL Merkin | |
Bre-el Scientists | For doing almost nothing to prevent their planet being hit by a moon |
Corbin Bernsen | For appearing in an uncredited role |
I Hate Manure | |
Data | For his review of Picard's painting |
The concept that Riker would kill someone for a woman when he could clearly find someone else to sleep with | -- |
Sinister Turtlenecks | |
Lt. Castillo | For transparently wanting to die in battle with Yar |
Lt. Castillo | For not caring that Yar has years of future experience over him when he becomes captain |
Android Splash | |
Jonathan Frakes | [Same] |
Jonathan Frakes | For his performance when kissed by Lal |
Backyard Benihana | |
Kahlest | For living in obscurity while knowing many prominent Klingons |
Picard | For the hubris to walk through Klingon slums |
So, This Monica Lewinski | |
Picard's Doppelganger | For acting weird despite seemingly knowing much about the ship and crew |
Patrick Stewart | For the fun he has playing the Captain's doppelganger |
Captain's Knuck | |
Picard | For looking at a lady's butt |
Patrick Stewart | For being game for acting ridiculous |
Space Pinecone | |
Data | For painting a space butthole |
Riker & Picard | For spinning instead of being thrown around during a banger shot |
Magazine in the Woods | |
[Same] | -- |
Dwight Schultz | For his excellent performance |
Nice | |
Data | For trying to imitate Mona Lisa's smile |
Data | For saying "loolooloo" while feeding a hand-puppet bird |
Kool-Aid Jacuzzi | |
Sakkath | For trying to be sneaky in conversation despite being a Vulcan |
The moment where Geordi talks to a kid at the Ten-Forward bar | For being inexplicable (19 min) |
Yub Yub | |
[Shimodas withheld due to terribleness of episode] | -- |
-- | -- |
Mount Knuckmore | |
Worf | For bragging about teaching Geordi how to talk to women |
Wolf | [Same reason] |
Nice Implants | |
Dr. Crusher | For marveling at the pyramid devices on the Borg ship |
Picard | For sitting with his legs crossed during a battle |
Season Four | |
The Hammer Loop | |
Wesley | For giving Riker an incredulous look when ordered to ram the cube |
Jonathan Frakes | For showing that he could have been a decent captain |
No Pathos in a Bowl Cut | |
French Mayor | For wanting to give Picard the key to the city after he had been Locutus |
French Mayor | [Same reason] |
You Never Go Full Clipshow | |
Worf | For reacting angrily to having his security clearance blocked |
Noonian Soong | For acting drunk and having a giant cocktail shaker |
The Gordian Sock | |
Capt. Endar | For having a long rat-tail |
The scene where Jono and Endar are re-united | For having Picard and Troi just walk to the other side of the room and turn around |
The Most Suggestive Instrument | |
Picard | For not reacting when Wesley and the Traveller use magic |
Picard | -- |
It's That Tight | |
The Kidnapped Crewmember | For being in a generic kidnapping video |
The Scene where Ishara and Data talk on the bridge | For having Worf just stare intensely at them |
The P'tachlin Group | |
The Extra in the Gowron-Duras fight scene | For not knowing how to hold a phaser (at 24:23) |
Security Officer | For being tricked by Duras's goon's "look over there!" trick |
The Fart Cave | |
Ferengi Helmsman | For spending all that time in makeup without having a line |
Jonathan Frakes | Pronunciation of 'charade' |
A Smattering of Loaf | |
Geordi LaForge | For letting Dirgo's ship pass inspection |
Capt. Dirgo | For dying predictably |
A Hat Big Enough For The Occasion | |
The Deceased Husband of Troi's Patient | For having a creepy music box as his last possession left on the ship |
The Wasted Opportunity to Develop Wes's Replacement | For giving her a bunch of lines and then (probably) never using her again |
Chiaroscuro, All The Way Down | |
Data's Hairline | For moving about an inch as his expression changes (3m) |
Boob Tea | The scene where Troi makes tea, for being shot very suggestively |
A Honda Del Sol-Type Starship | |
Chief O'Brien | For having a career trajectory where he goes from tactical officer to transporter chief |
Riker | For staring intently at Picard as O'Brien explains his transporter plan (37m) |
Rotten with Ziggurats | |
Ventaxian President | For believing anyone with a forceful point of view |
Picard | For doing a "boner lean" to obscure the boner Ardra gave him |
Buffalo Troi Voice | |
Worf | For trying to run up to possessed Troi to stun her instead of just shooting her from across the room |
Security officer escort | For attempting to guard against Data even though there is nothing she'd be able to do to subdue him |
It's Why You Join Starfleet | |
Riker | For trying to pretend he wasn't trying to throw a bench through a window |
Lanel the horny nurse | For managing to fuck an alien |
So Zesty | |
Worf | For rolling his eyes when Picard *now* wants to put up the shields |
Leah Brahms | For not going to Starfleet HR about Geordi's creep show |
It Isn't Quite Spooky But It Is Upsetting | |
Data | For cutting off Dr. Crusher to quickly re-explain what she is trying to say |
The moment when Guinan shoots a rifle at the ceiling | For having a weird glitter effect and raising questions about why Guinan has an alien rifle |
Pretty Chill for Assimilating Aliens | |
Lt. Cmdr. Susanna Leijten | For her hilarious collapse in engineering |
The moment when they abruptly abandon hope for rescuing the other humans-turned-alien-mutants | -- |
A Special, Weird Kind of Losing | |
Worf | For ordering a security officer to take a run at Barkley's force field |
Lack of security measures/Troi | --/For asking Barkley out after he changes |
Duke Gingersnap | |
Worf | For being rude when Riker introduces Vash to him on the bridge |
The idea of giving the female characters potted plants instead of weapons | -- |
More Labial Than Chihuly | |
Admiral Henry | For meaningfully leaving the trial without saying a word |
Admiral Henry | [Same] |
Not Quite as Boob-y | |
Picard | For sheepishly exiting a turbolift, on the lookout for Lwaxana |
Dara (Michelle Forbes) | For out-acting her hair |
Confiding in a Blender | |
Dr. Crusher | For feeling that it was necessary to lie to Data about the fact that she and Odan were about to bone |
The Pan Flute Music whenever the Trill speaks | For condescending spirituality |
That's How You Grow Creepy Chickens | |
Geordi LaForge | For having a tiki drink in his shuttle in the morning |
Fake Geordi | For looking nothing like his counterpart |
Canadian Cute | |
O'Brien & Keiko | For immediately fighting with each other when sitting with Data & Jenna in Ten Forward |
Riker | For talking loud over the communicator like an old person using the phone |
Love Those Puffs | |
Toral | For nearly being late to challenge Gowron’s installation as chancellor |
Picard | For insisting on speaking Klingon, badly, at every opportunity |
Season Five | |
The Phoenix Problem | |
The Romulan guard left behind at the Duras house on Qo'nos after all the other Romulans have fled | -- |
Hobson | For not standing up to Data |
Hiding the Judd | |
Picard | For shooting a mean look at O’Brien after being beamed up for the first attempted beam-up in the middle of the fight |
Riker | For guessing with no evidence that the Tamarians wouldn’t destroy a shuttle sent down to the planet |
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BONUS: Prop Department | For giving Patrick Stewart the action jacket |
The Shelby Treatment | |
The actor playing Admiral Kennelly | For making a silly expression in his last shot |
Whoever distributes phasers | For sending Troi down to a hostile planet as the only one without a phaser |
The Pudding Button | |
Riker | Folding his phaser so it looked like an erection in profile |
Riker | For being off-balance responding to Carmen’s intense flirtation with him/handling her flirtation like an Akido master |
A Tour of Bangers | |
Guy attempting to put chess game back together during attack | [Recurs in ep. 114] |
Riker | For getting consent to use Data's body to absorb electricity |
Werebear PTSD | |
Worf | For scene when he crawls through the Jeffrey's tube |
Worf | For the show not giving him the scene where he succumbs to the game |
Fractionally Loafier | |
Data | For scene where he stands awake as Picard attempts to sleep |
Picard | For big-dogging Capt. K'Vada as he attempts to describe how unpleasant the Klingon ship should be for humans |
A Pun Hiding in Plain Sight | |
Data | For deadpanning "perhaps you would be happier in another job" to Rom-Yar-lan |
Riker | For marching into the space cantina in uniform and grabbing a drink off of a waiter's tray |
A Big Fan of Scarcity | |
Rick Berman (episode writer) | For forgetting major aspects of how the crew acts |
Rasmussen's racist remark | Tells Asian kid to "keep your eyes wide" [Shimoda gross, not funny] |
Male Pattern Loaf | |
Troi | For telling Worf "I'm not here to approve or disapprove of how you raise your son" despite doing just that the whole ep |
Riker | For unconvincing tumble during a banger |
Thrift Store Data | |
Timothy | For falling asleep during heart-to-heart with Data |
Troi | For encapsulating her character with a line about getting out of the way of the action |
Hundred Proof Star Trek | |
Riker | For being disgusted by Tarmin's lack of interest in consent (thus retroactively justifying Greatest Gen's running joke) |
Geordi LaForge | For talking into a butt |
Alt Biosphere | |
Hannah | For saying "would you ever live in a ship in a bottle, captain?" unknowingly to a captain who loves ships in bottles |
Crickets | For existing in a perfectly-engineered biosphere |
Lipizzaner Stallions All the Way Down | |
Worf | For his look of confusion when hearing their real ranks/his worfeyes when McDuff suggests a mutiny |
Picard | For the way that he gradually increases shields as danger increases |
The Polar Region | |
Worf | For saying "you have no idea" to Data when being praised for his restraint for not hurting Data |
The civilian evacuating 10-Forward in Bugle Boy pants | [same as Ben's chess Shimoda in ep. 104] |
Didn't Even Consider the Bangers | |
Nurse Ogawa | For the parsimonious distribution of her lines in this episode in observation of union rules |
Back surgery prop? Dr. Russell? | Unknown. [Discussion devolves into conversation about anal play without resolution] |
The Husk Shot is Verboten | |
The Poker Scene | For bad characterization (Worf's inexplicable misogyny) |
Riker | For referencing the "starboard manhole thruster" |
A Previa Dealership | |
Picard / Dr. Crusher | For being 3 whiskeys deep in his ready-room / For having a tank of Barbicide in her quarters |
This Chair | How do you sit in this thing? |
Resting Grief Face | |
Satelk (the Vulcan Captain) | For his "aww, yeah!" face when Wesley confesses |
The Cargo Pants worn by Starfleet cadets | -- |
Mud Bath Nightmare | |
Mr. Homn | For the approving look he gives Lwaxana |
The Costumers | For leaving one of Picard's rank pip's off his collar in the turbolift scene |
No More Lead in the Pencil | |
Kamala | For casually mentioning that she plays all musical instruments |
Riker | For his genuine embarrassment at being seduced by Kamala and having to take a "cold shower" on the holodeck |
Queen of the Slickbacks | |
Troi | For her dagger eyes when Guinan tries to usurp her counselor duties |
Worf | For seeming proud of himself when he sends the kids back to their quarters |
You Don't Name The Cow | |
Hugh | For having stubble on his face in his scene with the captain |
Security officer in the brig | For wearing high dad pants |
Grief Procrastination | |
Geordi | For his dopey Han Solo look while confused |
Worf | For winkingly making sure that they give the Romulans a shitty older computer instead of a new one |
You Do Not Want to Get the Creams Confused | |
The Probe’s Plan to keep the memory of these people alive | Because when Picard dies, the memory of these people die! |
Guy from Central Government | For completely squandering any chance to save the planet |
The Manure is the Only Thing That's Missing | |
Mark Twain | For eavesdropping on people he is 5 ft from, while smoking a cigar |
Data | For not knowing when to conceal his future/android identity |
Season Six | |
Mad Pleating | |
Chief O’Brien | For only existing in this episode through use of his name |
Worf | For his (sadly never seen) days in command of the ship, as Captain Worf |
Legit Fangoria | |
Worf | For saying “a mouth?” in disgust) |
Chief O'Brien | For having to act like he’s been woken up to speak w/ Barclay and showing him his spider |
A Funereal Disease | |
"The Hands of the Dead” | For freezing in place after the “old” woman dies, and after Alkar transforms |
The Turbolift Ensign | For sleeping with Troi and then sheepishly leaving her quarters as Riker shows up |
The Good Chills | |
Ensign Hospitality | For his role in Starfleet being basically hotel duty |
Scotty | For getting shithouse drunk with Picard and having a wicked hangover |
Munch Longevity | |
Woman at Poetry Reading | For the camera lingering at her very long despite having no lines |
Khaki Pants Guy | For lurking around the background of the reading |
The Deep End of the Pool | |
Foreground Extra | For not being able to fully rush into the scene when an accident happens (like an AI character with a repetitive pattern of movement) |
Riker | For falling into a room around 21 min and playing it off |
Captain Potter | |
Ferengi Guarding the Transporter Room | For bending over to closely inspect the remote control car sent to distract him |
Data | For being uncharacteristically slow to respond to attacks |
Back to the Future-Level Breast Loaf | |
Brent Spiner | For incredible scene-chewing in all his additional roles |
Brent Spiner | For his Nicolas Cage impression while shuffling cards & and having surprisingly hairy forearms |
Business Casual Station | |
The random guy who swoops in to gather up the exocomp after it comes out of the tunnel with exploding rocks | For coming out of nowhere |
[Same] | -- |
A Reverence for the D | |
Worf | For standing silently over Crusher's shoulder as she seductively manipulates the Ferengi captain |
Ronnie Cox (as Jellico) | For swooping in out of nowhere to take over the show |
No Stranger to Terrible Implants | |
Gul Madred | For being defied/embarrassed a few times and selling it |
Capt. Jellico | For lack of self-awareness and saying "maybe a little better" about the state of the ship as he gives it back to Picard |
He's A Real Evil Boy | |
To the security guy testing multiple parts of the force field | For his powerful mime work |
[Same] | -- |
Pretty Rough for a First Timer | |
Worf | For accusing the Klingon Governor of being a "lo'Be Vos" |
Riker | For assigning Geordi to the investigation |
Li'lest Breadbox | |
Troi | For (as Tromulan) reaching for her giant empty gun holster as if she couldn't tell it was empty |
Marina Sirtis | For getting to finally be all over an episode and do a bunch of fun acting stuff |
The Bell Curve of Mountain to Armus | |
Background character in bar scene | For appearing to have been dressed from the middle ages |
Cory | For the way he says "he was controlling the balls!" |
He's Not My Android | |
Dr. Bashir | For wearing white hospital shoes |
Wobbly Ten-Forward table | For wobbling out of fear to what happened to the glass table in Worf's quarters |
LoJack Worf | |
Toq | For saying "the hunt? we have replicators!" |
Gi'ral | (Tokath's Wife) for having a pink Klingon bathrobe |
A Man, A Plan, A Barion Sweep - Entrepreneur! | |
Brent Spiner | For his incredibly hammy acting in his "small talk" scenes |
Riker | For choosing "getting beaten up" as a method of distraction |
Planet Scorcher | |
Troi | For slickly being onto Picard's affair, especially in the background of the concert |
Engineer in Engineering | For wordlessly dismissing the sound of music which can be hearing through the Jeffrey's Tubes |
You'll Know We've Reached the Bottom | |
Klingon Guzman (Nu'Daq) | For immediately challenging (and losing) a contest of strength to Data |
Klingon Guzman (Nu'Daq) | For that and general hamminess |
(A Man With) Very Suspicious Loaf | |
Suna | For leaving the unconscious Riker alone with a knife, his communicator and no shackles |
Riker | For being proud that his mental strength saved him |
Aggressively Flavorless | |
Dr. Crusher | For being surprised Guinan would come give her advice under a false pretense |
Jo'bril | For a preposterous fall in the shuttlecraft fight scene |
Just For Mensign | |
Dee Giffin Scott (uncredited Klingon Pilgrim) | For her (clearly self-written) IMDb bio |
Old Ensign | For being unable to act in scenes where people are talking about him |
A Throbbing, Turgid McGuffin | |
Geordi | For not caring that someone left a note on the warp core |
Geordi | For even letting Thomas Riker into engineering so he could leave it |
Trucker Hand | |
Picard | For his weird temporal narcosis moment in Engineering |
Picard | [Same] |
Be Quiet, Grampa | |
Eric Estrada Security Guard | At 26 min, the security guard, for immediately replacing his dead comrade out of nowhere |
Picard | For making many terrible decisions in a row |
Season Seven | |
A Fun Face For Science Fiction | |
Lt. Barnaby | For acting annoyed when Taitt's strategy blows up the Borgs ship |
Geordi | For stopping Data from destroying the emotion chip |
Botany Babe | |
Data | For gleefully insulting Worf without realizing it |
Troi | For being put upon while having to shepherd around the overly enthusiastic diplomat |
A Hat Under a Hat | |
Data | For letting Geordi attempt suicide, just as he always does |
Geordi | For not considering how “illogical” his mom’s reasons would be for having him risk his life |
Foam Stone Holocaust | |
Ensign Giusti | For (as a charity Shimoda which is the opposite of the usual distinction of having fun) having to thanklessly narrate what should have been a scene of starships doing things |
Geordi | For mirroring Riker’s “put his leg up on a rock” maneuver |
Perfect Warburton | |
Data | For Dad-joking, when Riker is stunned, that he is “experiencing a similar sensation” |
Koral | For slowly pouring his Klingon blood wine on the floor |
A Murder Weapon Waiting to Happen | |
Worf | For everything he does while interacting with Data's cat |
Worf | Because all he does in the episode is talk about watching a cat and eat a cake |
All Plenty, No Horn | |
The Props Department | For splashing out on an incredibly lavish horn of plenty (seen at 16:05) |
[NONE] | This episode is joyless |
Prick For Prick | |
Ambassador Mauric | For playing a weird middle point between self-assuredness, officiousness, paranoia, and desperation |
Dr. Crusher | For pushing PIcard through the portal even though they're psychically connected and they'll both instantly become nauseous for hours |
A Very Pronounced Headmouth | |
The Writers | For telegraphing the meaning of the episode with lines like "Our climate is changing" |
Serova | For overly theatrically appearing to "think" when addressed |
The Symphony of My Life is Flatulance | |
Dr. Juliana Tainer | For spending decades without reaching out to Data |
Lady wearing a birthday hat in Ten Forward | For wearing a weird birthday hat thing during a solumn recital |
Friends of DeSoto | |
Riker | For letting nervous Worf walk into a surprise party with a bunch of sharp objects |
Dr. Crusher | For nodding thoughtfully along in McLaughlan group where Data explains bonkers quantum many-worlds scenario like it isn't bonkers |
Spit Roast Big Dogging | |
Riker | For his Captain Picard Day antics at the beginning of the episode |
Riker | [Same] |
Any Pixel in a Storm | |
The Hair Department | In the scene where the Chronicle-r goes to Ten Forward, for giving multiple women bonkers curly hair (28 min) |
The Old Guy | For trying to marry his daughter to Worf |
Leotard Conversation | |
Dr. Crusher | For reading "a particularly erotic chapter" of her grandmother's journal |
Dr. Crusher | [Same] |
A Greek Chorus Noxzema Commercial Kids | |
Sam Lavelle | For making the post-Sito-death hang in Ten Forward all about himself |
Sam Lavelle | For thrusting himself into an awkward conversation with Riker to suck up to him |
Gruffness Quotient | |
Riker | For the hammy trombone scene |
Talur, the healer | For having the "leech confidence" of a pre-science doctor |
Emphatically Vaginal | |
Picard | For geeking out over ancient alien artifacts while the ship is in great danger |
Geordi and Worf | For beaming away from a fire in Engineering and making no effort to put it out |
Taking It Out on the Wall | |
Lt. Kwan | For supposedly being excited to be assigned to the nacelle of the ship |
Data | For his condescending speech about not committing suicide |
Four Octaves of Intelligence Range | |
The Episode | For resembling a good version of The Naked Now, origin of the Drunk Shimoda |
The Episode | [Same] |
Warp Salieri | |
Worf | For his "we're doing this for your own good!" attitude while blasting phasers around the settlement during the fight with the Cardassians |
Troi | For inexplicably knowing all about the Pueblo Revolt of 1680 in order to deliver emotionless exposition |
Butter Knife Bat'leth | |
Picard | For zinging Worf about maybe re-calibrating the weapons systems (that caused the torpedo to go off-course in 'Genesis', thus eventually saving the whole crew) |
Lursa & B'Etor | For being broad and just the right amount of cheesy |
Young Liza Minnelli & Old Billy Eichner | |
The Crew of the Ferengi Ship | For never questioning whether Daimon Bok is a real captain |
Jason's floppy dick | For flopping around visibly through his pants as he writhes around on the ground during his seizure |
Pizza Place Tough Guy | |
Worf | After being told to "distract" people on the train, sits down and gets involved in a puzzle |
Worf | For his defeated face when ordered to go shovel holographic coal |
It's Like They Skinned Rowlf | |
Guy who gets to smooch Ro in the bar | For getting to smooch Ro in the bar |
Santos | For taking cover behind a single branch during a phaser attack |
Greatest Generation Forever | |
Bent iPad | Why were you bent?! |
Officer in future timeline on a date in Ten-Forward who rolls his eyes and gets up and leaves when Picard is ranting | For wanting the 'Picard' table to shut up |
Movies | |
Two Captains, One Nexus | |
(Non main character) | [Donor Bonus] |
Picard | [Donor Bonus] |
Premature Assimilation | |
Troi | [Donor Bonus] |
(Non main character) | [Donor Bonus] |
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