Announcement of Worf's Shimoda triumph in the Greatest Generation Facebook group (09-27-17)
Shimoda Power Rankings over the course of The Greatest Generation, as compiled by @colindinsmore
Worf was the overall winner of Drunk Shimoda awards over the course of the TNG series. Riker and Picard came in second and third, respectively. Each of the top 3 characters led the rankings at one time in the course of the podcast.
- 31.5 - Worf
- 28.5 - Riker
- 28.5 - Picard
- 21 - Data
- 10.5 - Dr. Crusher
- 10.5 - Geordi LaForge
- 8.5 - Troi
- 6.5 - Chief O'Brien
- 4 - Jonathan Frakes
- 3.5 - Wesley
- 3.5 - Dr. Pulaski
- 3 - Brent Spiner
- 2.5 - Ben
- 2.5 - Tasha Yar
- 2 - Jim Shimoda
- 2 - Patrick Stewart
- 1 - Marina Sirtis
- 0.5 - Adam
TNG Episodes
| TNG Episode | |
|---|---|
| Ben's Drunk Shimoda | Ben's Reason |
| Adam's Drunk Shimoda | Adam's Reason |
Season One | |
| I Don't Feel Comfortable With Children | |
| (Jellyfish aliens) | (for being horny the instant they get free |
| (Q) | (Because Q is always having the most fun) |
| Drunk Shimoda | |
| Jim Shimoda | |
| Jim Shimoda | |
| Gagh.biz1 | |
| Troi | For having no motivation |
| Hagon | For yelling during the fight |
| The A-Team of Away Teams | |
| Portal Character | For being ridiculous |
| Tasha Yar | For confidently getting into a 1-3 standoff w/ Ferengis |
| Generally Human | |
| Random crew member in hallway of fire | For having to "put the flame out in your thoughts!" |
| Ben | For re-naming himself "Wesley" at summer camp |
| Fish vs. Dog | |
| Alien Delegates | For acting childish |
| Tasha Yar | For not doing anything to stop Picard from acting crazy or the aliens from killing each other |
| Rockin' Knuck | |
| Dr. Crusher | For injecting emotion into decisions |
| Lead Edo guy | For talking about rules for swinging |
| You're Welcome, Ladies | |
| Picard [Hon. Mention: Wesley] | For obliviousness to his mind control [For saying "You're welcome, ladies"] |
| Dr. Crusher | For not relieving Picard from command |
| Who's The Big Dog Now? | |
| -- | -- |
| Riker | For turning down the power of Q |
| The Bayless Connection | |
| Mr. Homn | For actually being drunk and not talking until he says "Thank you for the drinks" to Picard |
| Mr. Homn | [Same] |
| The Ultimate Redshirt | |
| Geordi LaForge | For not doing anything to get the crew out of the holodeck |
| Data [Half-Shomoda: Picard] | For not picking up social cues [for not saying anything to Data] |
| The Legend of Argyle | |
| Picard | For ignoring the security threat posed by Lore |
| Wesley | For not stopping himself from yelling at the Captain |
| This Isn't A Plot, This Is A Holodeck Program! | |
| Tasha Yar/Troi | For giggling at Riker for his revealing outfit |
| Riker | For confidence and pretending he's not going to sleep with the leader of Angel One |
| Going Number Three | |
| Data | For saying he should never take time off work |
| Leader of Starbase | For letting the Enterprise be stolen |
| Soft Food and Laxatives | |
| Admiral Jameson | For ridiculous makeup and acting |
| [No one] | Because no one has fun in this episode |
| Horn of Plenty | |
| Radue, Aldean leader | For coming up with the plan to steal children assuming that the Enterprise would be ok with it |
| Ron Jones (score composer) | For writing a treacly score that sounds like an electro ice cream truck |
| The Takeover | |
| The Microbrain | For belligerence despite being totally powerless |
| Old Lady Ensign in Engineering | For starting her career over again later in life |
| Chaotic Bro | |
| Remmick | For requesting an Enterprise assignment from Picard after being a dick to everyone onboard |
| Remmick | [Same reason] |
| A Warrior Is Coming | |
| Data | For walking through a hot, radioactive corridor |
| Korris | For not doing the warrior yell when Konmel died |
| The Clearasil of Freedom | |
| Holographic Salesman | For being excited that he got the sale |
| Picard | For being happy that he could go on an away mission |
| Interplanetary Rubberband Men | |
| The Scene where Wesley asks why people do drugs | -- |
| [Same] | -- |
| Metamucil and Printer Ink | |
| Leland T. Lynch | For constantly repeating his full name |
| [Too distraught to find a Shimoda] | -- |
| The Riker Collection | |
| Picard | For ghosting on Jenice |
| Jenice | For not being upset that Picard ghosted on her |
| Effectively Gross | |
| The Random yellowshirt Lieutenant who eats bugs with the admirals | For perhaps just trying to suck up to them |
| Picard | For confidence beaming down to Starfleet w/ no weapon or plan |
| Five Dollar Carnival Guitar | |
| Sonny Clemonds | For wanting to party while the Romulans threaten the ship |
| Sonny Clemonds | For wanting to drink as soon as he's thawed out |
Season Two | |
| Worf Don't Preach | |
| Hester Dealt | For never being very worried about the containment |
| Worf | For lack of subtlety in suggesting Troi have an abortion, and for having chest hair puffs |
| The Inbred Q | |
| Data | For calmly absorbing Pulaski's brazen bigotry |
| Haskell the Redshirt | For dying after one line |
| A Long Walk for a Dick Joke | |
| Dr. Pulaski | For taking no action after being captured |
| Geordi LaForge | For extreme mood swings |
| No Joke Is Getting Out Alive | |
| The Group Therapy Scene | For weird dialogue and bad blocking |
| Data | For trying too hard |
| Dick Valet | |
| Picard | For saying "Cluck cluck cluck. You're being a mother hen." |
| The Dick Valet | For getting hired to be a dick valet |
| A Case of the Spaceys | |
| Riker | For randomly/falsely telling Data he wrestled a targ while blacked out |
| Graves | For wanting immortality only so he could fuck his assistant |
| Space Mengele | |
| Picard | For saying "extraordinary" when hearing that Pulaski had admired him |
| Chief O'Brien | For his technobabble speech |
| 2 Chaotic 2 Bro | |
| Mendon | For awkwardness |
| Riker | For going full Klingon |
| Data's Reproductive Rights | |
| Admiral Nakamura | For appearing in the beginning and then ghosting when controversy arises |
| Captain Louvois | For being "on the prowl" for Picard |
| Wesley's Chick Magnet | |
| Riker | For his "flirting" scene with Guinan |
| Guinan | For her "flirting" scene with Riker |
| Fleet of Dorks | |
| Data | For the way he throws Geordi off of the electrical force |
| Data | Sticking his arm through the gateway |
| Pajama Bottom Dumpy | |
| Worf | For trying to push through a wall |
| Col. Richey | For staying alive so long |
| Malibu Picard | |
| Chief O'Brien | For showing up in the shuttlebay at the end and having no lines for 3 minutes |
| Dr. Pulaski | For bringing booze to "breakfast" |
| Klingon Bar Mitzvah | |
| Chief O'Brien | For being up for anything in Ten-Forward |
| Kyle Riker | For showing up to surprise his estranged son |
| An Appropriate Mount | |
| Worf | For getting lippy with Data |
| Sarjenka's parents | For not noticing their daughters conversations with Data |
| Karate Stance Bean Flickin' | |
| Ensign Gomez | For spilling a drink on Picard and hanging out in engineering like Shimoda did |
| Riker | For (in Adam's mind) checking whether any of the Borg babies were his |
| USS Dumpy | |
| Surgeon | For wild overconfidence followed by panix |
| Wesley | For saying "where women are concerned I'm in complete control" |
| Diminished in Ways We Can't Even Imagine | |
| Dr. Pulaski | For trying to bang Worf w/ the tea ceremony |
| Dr. Pulaski/ Producers who still think this was a good episode | -- |
| Covered in a Fish | |
| Picard | For calling Data to get him out of the date with Lwaxana |
| Mick Fleetwood | For playing an anonymous Antedean in fish costume to get a special credit on Star Trek |
| Level 69 | |
| Worf | For losing his cool during the meeting |
| Worf | For actually getting command of the Enterprise for his charade (1/2 Shimoda to Picard for giving it) |
| A Tat for Every Tit | |
| Ensign Burke | For letting Wesley steal antimatter |
| Worf | For his continuing gambling problem |
| Terrible, Terrible Clip Show | |
| Ben & Adam | For not realizing how self-congratulutory the podcast would be for this one |
| Rob Bowman | For not crediting himself as Alan Smithee |
Season Three | |
| Thinking About Baseball | |
| The Bridge Crew | For getting gassed w/o saying anything |
| Dr. Crusher | For taking time to have a heart-to-heart about Wesley in the middle of a crisis |
| One Terrible Element | |
| Riker | For telling Data to use his "fancy electronic brain" to solve his problems |
| Ben | For putting this episode (Ensigns of Command, S3E02) in his Top 10 |
| Space Weasel | |
| Rishon Uxbridge | For lack of concern about how she survived an attack that killed everything else on her planet |
| Redshirt Extra | For some unphysical space work during a space battle |
| Hella Conservative | |
| Chief Anthropologist | For wanting them to hand down religious commandments and leave |
| Picard | For beaming up Nuria to the Enterprise--where everything looks like magic |
| Ghost Mom | |
| The Aliens who created the ghost mom | For having no real plan |
| Worf | For breaking news of his mother's death to the kid at his school while covered in blood |
| Slathered in Middler | |
| Riker | For belatedly mentioning to Picard all the problems he missed |
| Picard | For assigning only Geordi to work on saving the ship |
| Secretly Jacked | |
| Worf | For not halping the dying Romulan |
| Worf | [Same reason] |
| Speaking of Feet | |
| Episode itself | For being terrible |
| Episode itself | [Same reason] |
| Pre-Enlightenment French Nobility-Type Poison Fears | |
| Yuta | For acting too subservient to sleep w/ Riker |
| Troi | For momentarily considering 3-way w/ Riker and Yuta (in Adam's imagination) |
| Cuban Missile Crisis in Space | |
| Jarok | For talking shit to Worf while on an enemy ship |
| Data | For immediately abandoning his mission to make a record of what led up to war with the Romulans |
| The Supersoldiers Have Come Home to Roost | |
| Farmer Hoggett (Nayrok) | For never covering up for his planet's behavior |
| Guy on table in engineering | For being sprawled out on a table in engineering |
| Wet Jerky | |
| Worf | For not being ready with a phaser and doing nothing |
| Finn | For choosing a weird time to show his art to people |
| XXXL Merkin | |
| Bre-el Scientists | For doing almost nothing to prevent their planet being hit by a moon |
| Corbin Bernsen | For appearing in an uncredited role |
| I Hate Manure | |
| Data | For his review of Picard's painting |
| The concept that Riker would kill someone for a woman when he could clearly find someone else to sleep with | -- |
| Sinister Turtlenecks | |
| Lt. Castillo | For transparently wanting to die in battle with Yar |
| Lt. Castillo | For not caring that Yar has years of future experience over him when he becomes captain |
| Android Splash | |
| Jonathan Frakes | [Same] |
| Jonathan Frakes | For his performance when kissed by Lal |
| Backyard Benihana | |
| Kahlest | For living in obscurity while knowing many prominent Klingons |
| Picard | For the hubris to walk through Klingon slums |
| So, This Monica Lewinski | |
| Picard's Doppelganger | For acting weird despite seemingly knowing much about the ship and crew |
| Patrick Stewart | For the fun he has playing the Captain's doppelganger |
| Captain's Knuck | |
| Picard | For looking at a lady's butt |
| Patrick Stewart | For being game for acting ridiculous |
| Space Pinecone | |
| Data | For painting a space butthole |
| Riker & Picard | For spinning instead of being thrown around during a banger shot |
| Magazine in the Woods | |
| [Same] | -- |
| Dwight Schultz | For his excellent performance |
| Nice | |
| Data | For trying to imitate Mona Lisa's smile |
| Data | For saying "loolooloo" while feeding a hand-puppet bird |
| Kool-Aid Jacuzzi | |
| Sakkath | For trying to be sneaky in conversation despite being a Vulcan |
| The moment where Geordi talks to a kid at the Ten-Forward bar | For being inexplicable (19 min) |
| Yub Yub | |
| [Shimodas withheld due to terribleness of episode] | -- |
| -- | -- |
| Mount Knuckmore | |
| Worf | For bragging about teaching Geordi how to talk to women |
| Wolf | [Same reason] |
| Nice Implants | |
| Dr. Crusher | For marveling at the pyramid devices on the Borg ship |
| Picard | For sitting with his legs crossed during a battle |
Season Four | |
| The Hammer Loop | |
| Wesley | For giving Riker an incredulous look when ordered to ram the cube |
| Jonathan Frakes | For showing that he could have been a decent captain |
| No Pathos in a Bowl Cut | |
| French Mayor | For wanting to give Picard the key to the city after he had been Locutus |
| French Mayor | [Same reason] |
| You Never Go Full Clipshow | |
| Worf | For reacting angrily to having his security clearance blocked |
| Noonian Soong | For acting drunk and having a giant cocktail shaker |
| The Gordian Sock | |
| Capt. Endar | For having a long rat-tail |
| The scene where Jono and Endar are re-united | For having Picard and Troi just walk to the other side of the room and turn around |
| The Most Suggestive Instrument | |
| Picard | For not reacting when Wesley and the Traveller use magic |
| Picard | -- |
| It's That Tight | |
| The Kidnapped Crewmember | For being in a generic kidnapping video |
| The Scene where Ishara and Data talk on the bridge | For having Worf just stare intensely at them |
| The P'tachlin Group | |
| The Extra in the Gowron-Duras fight scene | For not knowing how to hold a phaser (at 24:23) |
| Security Officer | For being tricked by Duras's goon's "look over there!" trick |
| The Fart Cave | |
| Ferengi Helmsman | For spending all that time in makeup without having a line |
| Jonathan Frakes | Pronunciation of 'charade' |
| A Smattering of Loaf | |
| Geordi LaForge | For letting Dirgo's ship pass inspection |
| Capt. Dirgo | For dying predictably |
| A Hat Big Enough For The Occasion | |
| The Deceased Husband of Troi's Patient | For having a creepy music box as his last possession left on the ship |
| The Wasted Opportunity to Develop Wes's Replacement | For giving her a bunch of lines and then (probably) never using her again |
| Chiaroscuro, All The Way Down | |
| Data's Hairline | For moving about an inch as his expression changes (3m) |
| Boob Tea | The scene where Troi makes tea, for being shot very suggestively |
| A Honda Del Sol-Type Starship | |
| Chief O'Brien | For having a career trajectory where he goes from tactical officer to transporter chief |
| Riker | For staring intently at Picard as O'Brien explains his transporter plan (37m) |
| Rotten with Ziggurats | |
| Ventaxian President | For believing anyone with a forceful point of view |
| Picard | For doing a "boner lean" to obscure the boner Ardra gave him |
| Buffalo Troi Voice | |
| Worf | For trying to run up to possessed Troi to stun her instead of just shooting her from across the room |
| Security officer escort | For attempting to guard against Data even though there is nothing she'd be able to do to subdue him |
| It's Why You Join Starfleet | |
| Riker | For trying to pretend he wasn't trying to throw a bench through a window |
| Lanel the horny nurse | For managing to fuck an alien |
| So Zesty | |
| Worf | For rolling his eyes when Picard *now* wants to put up the shields |
| Leah Brahms | For not going to Starfleet HR about Geordi's creep show |
| It Isn't Quite Spooky But It Is Upsetting | |
| Data | For cutting off Dr. Crusher to quickly re-explain what she is trying to say |
| The moment when Guinan shoots a rifle at the ceiling | For having a weird glitter effect and raising questions about why Guinan has an alien rifle |
| Pretty Chill for Assimilating Aliens | |
| Lt. Cmdr. Susanna Leijten | For her hilarious collapse in engineering |
| The moment when they abruptly abandon hope for rescuing the other humans-turned-alien-mutants | -- |
| A Special, Weird Kind of Losing | |
| Worf | For ordering a security officer to take a run at Barkley's force field |
| Lack of security measures/Troi | --/For asking Barkley out after he changes |
| Duke Gingersnap | |
| Worf | For being rude when Riker introduces Vash to him on the bridge |
| The idea of giving the female characters potted plants instead of weapons | -- |
| More Labial Than Chihuly | |
| Admiral Henry | For meaningfully leaving the trial without saying a word |
| Admiral Henry | [Same] |
| Not Quite as Boob-y | |
| Picard | For sheepishly exiting a turbolift, on the lookout for Lwaxana |
| Dara (Michelle Forbes) | For out-acting her hair |
| Confiding in a Blender | |
| Dr. Crusher | For feeling that it was necessary to lie to Data about the fact that she and Odan were about to bone |
| The Pan Flute Music whenever the Trill speaks | For condescending spirituality |
| That's How You Grow Creepy Chickens | |
| Geordi LaForge | For having a tiki drink in his shuttle in the morning |
| Fake Geordi | For looking nothing like his counterpart |
| Canadian Cute | |
| O'Brien & Keiko | For immediately fighting with each other when sitting with Data & Jenna in Ten Forward |
| Riker | For talking loud over the communicator like an old person using the phone |
| Love Those Puffs | |
| Toral | For nearly being late to challenge Gowron’s installation as chancellor |
| Picard | For insisting on speaking Klingon, badly, at every opportunity |
Season Five | |
| The Phoenix Problem | |
| The Romulan guard left behind at the Duras house on Qo'nos after all the other Romulans have fled | -- |
| Hobson | For not standing up to Data |
| Hiding the Judd | |
| Picard | For shooting a mean look at O’Brien after being beamed up for the first attempted beam-up in the middle of the fight |
| Riker | For guessing with no evidence that the Tamarians wouldn’t destroy a shuttle sent down to the planet |
| ' | |
| BONUS: Prop Department | For giving Patrick Stewart the action jacket |
| The Shelby Treatment | |
| The actor playing Admiral Kennelly | For making a silly expression in his last shot |
| Whoever distributes phasers | For sending Troi down to a hostile planet as the only one without a phaser |
| The Pudding Button | |
| Riker | Folding his phaser so it looked like an erection in profile |
| Riker | For being off-balance responding to Carmen’s intense flirtation with him/handling her flirtation like an Akido master |
| A Tour of Bangers | |
| Guy attempting to put chess game back together during attack | [Recurs in ep. 114] |
| Riker | For getting consent to use Data's body to absorb electricity |
| Werebear PTSD | |
| Worf | For scene when he crawls through the Jeffrey's tube |
| Worf | For the show not giving him the scene where he succumbs to the game |
| Fractionally Loafier | |
| Data | For scene where he stands awake as Picard attempts to sleep |
| Picard | For big-dogging Capt. K'Vada as he attempts to describe how unpleasant the Klingon ship should be for humans |
| A Pun Hiding in Plain Sight | |
| Data | For deadpanning "perhaps you would be happier in another job" to Rom-Yar-lan |
| Riker | For marching into the space cantina in uniform and grabbing a drink off of a waiter's tray |
| A Big Fan of Scarcity | |
| Rick Berman (episode writer) | For forgetting major aspects of how the crew acts |
| Rasmussen's racist remark | Tells Asian kid to "keep your eyes wide" [Shimoda gross, not funny] |
| Male Pattern Loaf | |
| Troi | For telling Worf "I'm not here to approve or disapprove of how you raise your son" despite doing just that the whole ep |
| Riker | For unconvincing tumble during a banger |
| Thrift Store Data | |
| Timothy | For falling asleep during heart-to-heart with Data |
| Troi | For encapsulating her character with a line about getting out of the way of the action |
| Hundred Proof Star Trek | |
| Riker | For being disgusted by Tarmin's lack of interest in consent (thus retroactively justifying Greatest Gen's running joke) |
| Geordi LaForge | For talking into a butt |
| Alt Biosphere | |
| Hannah | For saying "would you ever live in a ship in a bottle, captain?" unknowingly to a captain who loves ships in bottles |
| Crickets | For existing in a perfectly-engineered biosphere |
| Lipizzaner Stallions All the Way Down | |
| Worf | For his look of confusion when hearing their real ranks/his worfeyes when McDuff suggests a mutiny |
| Picard | For the way that he gradually increases shields as danger increases |
| The Polar Region | |
| Worf | For saying "you have no idea" to Data when being praised for his restraint for not hurting Data |
| The civilian evacuating 10-Forward in Bugle Boy pants | [same as Ben's chess Shimoda in ep. 104] |
| Didn't Even Consider the Bangers | |
| Nurse Ogawa | For the parsimonious distribution of her lines in this episode in observation of union rules |
| Back surgery prop? Dr. Russell? | Unknown. [Discussion devolves into conversation about anal play without resolution] |
| The Husk Shot is Verboten | |
| The Poker Scene | For bad characterization (Worf's inexplicable misogyny) |
| Riker | For referencing the "starboard manhole thruster" |
| A Previa Dealership | |
| Picard / Dr. Crusher | For being 3 whiskeys deep in his ready-room / For having a tank of Barbicide in her quarters |
| This Chair | How do you sit in this thing? |
| Resting Grief Face | |
| Satelk (the Vulcan Captain) | For his "aww, yeah!" face when Wesley confesses |
| The Cargo Pants worn by Starfleet cadets | -- |
| Mud Bath Nightmare | |
| Mr. Homn | For the approving look he gives Lwaxana |
| The Costumers | For leaving one of Picard's rank pip's off his collar in the turbolift scene |
| No More Lead in the Pencil | |
| Kamala | For casually mentioning that she plays all musical instruments |
| Riker | For his genuine embarrassment at being seduced by Kamala and having to take a "cold shower" on the holodeck |
| Queen of the Slickbacks | |
| Troi | For her dagger eyes when Guinan tries to usurp her counselor duties |
| Worf | For seeming proud of himself when he sends the kids back to their quarters |
| You Don't Name The Cow | |
| Hugh | For having stubble on his face in his scene with the captain |
| Security officer in the brig | For wearing high dad pants |
| Grief Procrastination | |
| Geordi | For his dopey Han Solo look while confused |
| Worf | For winkingly making sure that they give the Romulans a shitty older computer instead of a new one |
| You Do Not Want to Get the Creams Confused | |
| The Probe’s Plan to keep the memory of these people alive | Because when Picard dies, the memory of these people die! |
| Guy from Central Government | For completely squandering any chance to save the planet |
| The Manure is the Only Thing That's Missing | |
| Mark Twain | For eavesdropping on people he is 5 ft from, while smoking a cigar |
| Data | For not knowing when to conceal his future/android identity |
Season Six | |
| Mad Pleating | |
| Chief O’Brien | For only existing in this episode through use of his name |
| Worf | For his (sadly never seen) days in command of the ship, as Captain Worf |
| Legit Fangoria | |
| Worf | For saying “a mouth?” in disgust) |
| Chief O'Brien | For having to act like he’s been woken up to speak w/ Barclay and showing him his spider |
| A Funereal Disease | |
| "The Hands of the Dead” | For freezing in place after the “old” woman dies, and after Alkar transforms |
| The Turbolift Ensign | For sleeping with Troi and then sheepishly leaving her quarters as Riker shows up |
| The Good Chills | |
| Ensign Hospitality | For his role in Starfleet being basically hotel duty |
| Scotty | For getting shithouse drunk with Picard and having a wicked hangover |
| Munch Longevity | |
| Woman at Poetry Reading | For the camera lingering at her very long despite having no lines |
| Khaki Pants Guy | For lurking around the background of the reading |
| The Deep End of the Pool | |
| Foreground Extra | For not being able to fully rush into the scene when an accident happens (like an AI character with a repetitive pattern of movement) |
| Riker | For falling into a room around 21 min and playing it off |
| Captain Potter | |
| Ferengi Guarding the Transporter Room | For bending over to closely inspect the remote control car sent to distract him |
| Data | For being uncharacteristically slow to respond to attacks |
| Back to the Future-Level Breast Loaf | |
| Brent Spiner | For incredible scene-chewing in all his additional roles |
| Brent Spiner | For his Nicolas Cage impression while shuffling cards & and having surprisingly hairy forearms |
| Business Casual Station | |
| The random guy who swoops in to gather up the exocomp after it comes out of the tunnel with exploding rocks | For coming out of nowhere |
| [Same] | -- |
| A Reverence for the D | |
| Worf | For standing silently over Crusher's shoulder as she seductively manipulates the Ferengi captain |
| Ronnie Cox (as Jellico) | For swooping in out of nowhere to take over the show |
| No Stranger to Terrible Implants | |
| Gul Madred | For being defied/embarrassed a few times and selling it |
| Capt. Jellico | For lack of self-awareness and saying "maybe a little better" about the state of the ship as he gives it back to Picard |
| He's A Real Evil Boy | |
| To the security guy testing multiple parts of the force field | For his powerful mime work |
| [Same] | -- |
| Pretty Rough for a First Timer | |
| Worf | For accusing the Klingon Governor of being a "lo'Be Vos" |
| Riker | For assigning Geordi to the investigation |
| Li'lest Breadbox | |
| Troi | For (as Tromulan) reaching for her giant empty gun holster as if she couldn't tell it was empty |
| Marina Sirtis | For getting to finally be all over an episode and do a bunch of fun acting stuff |
| The Bell Curve of Mountain to Armus | |
| Background character in bar scene | For appearing to have been dressed from the middle ages |
| Cory | For the way he says "he was controlling the balls!" |
| He's Not My Android | |
| Dr. Bashir | For wearing white hospital shoes |
| Wobbly Ten-Forward table | For wobbling out of fear to what happened to the glass table in Worf's quarters |
| LoJack Worf | |
| Toq | For saying "the hunt? we have replicators!" |
| Gi'ral | (Tokath's Wife) for having a pink Klingon bathrobe |
| A Man, A Plan, A Barion Sweep - Entrepreneur! | |
| Brent Spiner | For his incredibly hammy acting in his "small talk" scenes |
| Riker | For choosing "getting beaten up" as a method of distraction |
| Planet Scorcher | |
| Troi | For slickly being onto Picard's affair, especially in the background of the concert |
| Engineer in Engineering | For wordlessly dismissing the sound of music which can be hearing through the Jeffrey's Tubes |
| You'll Know We've Reached the Bottom | |
| Klingon Guzman (Nu'Daq) | For immediately challenging (and losing) a contest of strength to Data |
| Klingon Guzman (Nu'Daq) | For that and general hamminess |
| (A Man With) Very Suspicious Loaf | |
| Suna | For leaving the unconscious Riker alone with a knife, his communicator and no shackles |
| Riker | For being proud that his mental strength saved him |
| Aggressively Flavorless | |
| Dr. Crusher | For being surprised Guinan would come give her advice under a false pretense |
| Jo'bril | For a preposterous fall in the shuttlecraft fight scene |
| Just For Mensign | |
| Dee Giffin Scott (uncredited Klingon Pilgrim) | For her (clearly self-written) IMDb bio |
| Old Ensign | For being unable to act in scenes where people are talking about him |
| A Throbbing, Turgid McGuffin | |
| Geordi | For not caring that someone left a note on the warp core |
| Geordi | For even letting Thomas Riker into engineering so he could leave it |
| Trucker Hand | |
| Picard | For his weird temporal narcosis moment in Engineering |
| Picard | [Same] |
| Be Quiet, Grampa | |
| Eric Estrada Security Guard | At 26 min, the security guard, for immediately replacing his dead comrade out of nowhere |
| Picard | For making many terrible decisions in a row |
Season Seven | |
| A Fun Face For Science Fiction | |
| Lt. Barnaby | For acting annoyed when Taitt's strategy blows up the Borgs ship |
| Geordi | For stopping Data from destroying the emotion chip |
| Botany Babe | |
| Data | For gleefully insulting Worf without realizing it |
| Troi | For being put upon while having to shepherd around the overly enthusiastic diplomat |
| A Hat Under a Hat | |
| Data | For letting Geordi attempt suicide, just as he always does |
| Geordi | For not considering how “illogical” his mom’s reasons would be for having him risk his life |
| Foam Stone Holocaust | |
| Ensign Giusti | For (as a charity Shimoda which is the opposite of the usual distinction of having fun) having to thanklessly narrate what should have been a scene of starships doing things |
| Geordi | For mirroring Riker’s “put his leg up on a rock” maneuver |
| Perfect Warburton | |
| Data | For Dad-joking, when Riker is stunned, that he is “experiencing a similar sensation” |
| Koral | For slowly pouring his Klingon blood wine on the floor |
| A Murder Weapon Waiting to Happen | |
| Worf | For everything he does while interacting with Data's cat |
| Worf | Because all he does in the episode is talk about watching a cat and eat a cake |
| All Plenty, No Horn | |
| The Props Department | For splashing out on an incredibly lavish horn of plenty (seen at 16:05) |
| [NONE] | This episode is joyless |
| Prick For Prick | |
| Ambassador Mauric | For playing a weird middle point between self-assuredness, officiousness, paranoia, and desperation |
| Dr. Crusher | For pushing PIcard through the portal even though they're psychically connected and they'll both instantly become nauseous for hours |
| A Very Pronounced Headmouth | |
| The Writers | For telegraphing the meaning of the episode with lines like "Our climate is changing" |
| Serova | For overly theatrically appearing to "think" when addressed |
| The Symphony of My Life is Flatulance | |
| Dr. Juliana Tainer | For spending decades without reaching out to Data |
| Lady wearing a birthday hat in Ten Forward | For wearing a weird birthday hat thing during a solumn recital |
| Friends of DeSoto | |
| Riker | For letting nervous Worf walk into a surprise party with a bunch of sharp objects |
| Dr. Crusher | For nodding thoughtfully along in McLaughlan group where Data explains bonkers quantum many-worlds scenario like it isn't bonkers |
| Spit Roast Big Dogging | |
| Riker | For his Captain Picard Day antics at the beginning of the episode |
| Riker | [Same] |
| Any Pixel in a Storm | |
| The Hair Department | In the scene where the Chronicle-r goes to Ten Forward, for giving multiple women bonkers curly hair (28 min) |
| The Old Guy | For trying to marry his daughter to Worf |
| Leotard Conversation | |
| Dr. Crusher | For reading "a particularly erotic chapter" of her grandmother's journal |
| Dr. Crusher | [Same] |
| A Greek Chorus Noxzema Commercial Kids | |
| Sam Lavelle | For making the post-Sito-death hang in Ten Forward all about himself |
| Sam Lavelle | For thrusting himself into an awkward conversation with Riker to suck up to him |
| Gruffness Quotient | |
| Riker | For the hammy trombone scene |
| Talur, the healer | For having the "leech confidence" of a pre-science doctor |
| Emphatically Vaginal | |
| Picard | For geeking out over ancient alien artifacts while the ship is in great danger |
| Geordi and Worf | For beaming away from a fire in Engineering and making no effort to put it out |
| Taking It Out on the Wall | |
| Lt. Kwan | For supposedly being excited to be assigned to the nacelle of the ship |
| Data | For his condescending speech about not committing suicide |
| Four Octaves of Intelligence Range | |
| The Episode | For resembling a good version of The Naked Now, origin of the Drunk Shimoda |
| The Episode | [Same] |
| Warp Salieri | |
| Worf | For his "we're doing this for your own good!" attitude while blasting phasers around the settlement during the fight with the Cardassians |
| Troi | For inexplicably knowing all about the Pueblo Revolt of 1680 in order to deliver emotionless exposition |
| Butter Knife Bat'leth | |
| Picard | For zinging Worf about maybe re-calibrating the weapons systems (that caused the torpedo to go off-course in 'Genesis', thus eventually saving the whole crew) |
| Lursa & B'Etor | For being broad and just the right amount of cheesy |
| Young Liza Minnelli & Old Billy Eichner | |
| The Crew of the Ferengi Ship | For never questioning whether Daimon Bok is a real captain |
| Jason's floppy dick | For flopping around visibly through his pants as he writhes around on the ground during his seizure |
| Pizza Place Tough Guy | |
| Worf | After being told to "distract" people on the train, sits down and gets involved in a puzzle |
| Worf | For his defeated face when ordered to go shovel holographic coal |
| It's Like They Skinned Rowlf | |
| Guy who gets to smooch Ro in the bar | For getting to smooch Ro in the bar |
| Santos | For taking cover behind a single branch during a phaser attack |
| Greatest Generation Forever | |
| Bent iPad | Why were you bent?! |
| Officer in future timeline on a date in Ten-Forward who rolls his eyes and gets up and leaves when Picard is ranting | For wanting the 'Picard' table to shut up |
Movies | |
| Two Captains, One Nexus | |
| (Non main character) | [Donor Bonus] |
| Picard | [Donor Bonus] |
| Premature Assimilation | |
| Troi | [Donor Bonus] |
| (Non main character) | [Donor Bonus] |
1Inaugural Shimoda (pronounced "Shinoda" on this occasion)
| Star Trek: The Next Generation |
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