It's "last call" for a Klingon who tries to stick Quark with a bar bill...and a knife! When he banana-peels to Sto-vo-kor, Quark tries to "Roadhouse" his way to badass fame.
Quark's House is a very, very, very bad house. With no coin in the jar. A wife who won't pon farr. And a guy who wants to bat'leth him in two! Oh, and the O'Briens are sad again.
Drunk Shimoda[]
Adam's pick is Scene with Quark's financial presentation to the Klingons
- For being a genuinely funny, well earned joke
Ben's pick is Gowron
- For throwing his pad away
Trading Cards[]
Ready To Lay That Hammer Down!
They Do Not Pull A Fire Truck In Front
Unwilling To Believe It's Split Diopter
She's Definitely Not From House Cleavage
Worse Than Waking Up On A Plane To Vegas
Klingon Powerpoint Forensic Accounting
You Can't Turn A Hobby Into A Career...#GreatestGen
They Do The Dicommendation Thing!
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