Picard detours to the planet where 14 years ago he left Wesley 2 to live with the toughest nuns since the Blues Brothers. Narek's using everything he's learned from all the assimilated Garry Marshall movies to win over Soji.
It's clear pretty quick that Action Jacket Picard V2 is not as welcome on Planet Reservation as was Panama Picard. A fight over soup leads to a retro throwdown with a vintage BOP and ends with the Borg queen of our hearts!
Opening Segment[]
*Skipped*
Show Bits[]
- Mars Attacks
- Ensign Hospitality
- Ankylosaurus
- The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
- Eyes to Commercial
P1 Messages[]
Shame
Happy Valentines
Edward Larkin[]
Adam's pick is Santiago
- For playing Benicio del Toro
Ben's pick is Rizzo
- For bothering Narek while wearing black leather
Trading Cards[]
He Beams Down In The Vacation Wear Of A Literary Magazine
Her Eyes Are A Cartoon Timpani
Do You Have An Emergency Masturbation Program?
They're On A Rom(ulan)Com Date
I've Got Seven Minutes To Kill. Who Wants Trouble?
DECAPATTACK!
Driving This Makes Him The Vin Diesel Of Romulans
This Is The Moment Bree Joyfully Screamed At Her TV
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