When the Enterprise discovers the aftermath of an attack on a planetary colony, they become suspicious of the two elderly survivors shacked up in the nicest house on their block. These survivors also seem unusually obsessed with their landscaping, which catches Commander Riker off-guard. But when Counselor Troi gets a bad song stuck in her head, the crew starts to wonder if there's something sinister going on inside their Malibu home. How many scarves is a reputation worth? Is there such thing as a lethal amount of guile? Why won't Captain Picard tell anyone what he's thinking? It's the episode where we play ALL the music.
Drunk Shimoda[]
Adam's pick is Redshirt
- For some unphysical space work during a space battle
Ben's pick is Rishon Uxbridge
- For lack of concern about how she survived an attack that killed everything else on her planet
Trading Cards[]
Beaming Down To Malibu
Kevin Is Strapped!
Listening To The Stupid, Fucking Ice Cream Truck
A Warrior's Tea
Overplays How He Gets Killed
Kind Of A "Real Doll"
Me Another Unbeatably Powerful Alien
Going For A Boob?