Another space butthole puts a scratch on the universe and the Captain's Log keeps skipping. Apparently, the Enterprise was designed by the same people who built the Ford Pinto.
Drunk Shimoda[]
Adam's pick is This Chair
- How do you sit in this thing?
Ben's pick is Picard / Dr. Crusher
- For being 3 whiskeys deep in his ready-room / For having a tank of Barbicide in her quarters
Trading Cards[]
Why Have A Core Ejection System If It's Not Gonna Work?
If There Were Real Scarves Involved I Can See Being Upset
She Looks Unnecessarily Put Together
The Enterprise Needs Some Crumple Zones
Contains No Drugs, As Far As We Know
He's Picking Up Country Instead Of Hip-Hop
Always Fun To Get A Little Flap
Frasier! In. Obviously, The Best Uniform
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