JL Pipes as seen in the comic alternate universe. As ripped as you're ever going to see him. Art by JK Woodward

"JL Pipes" is the nickname for Captain Picard in reference to his beefy, manly, muscled, bold, and assured presence the few fortunate times TNG viewers are treated to a shirtless or even just sleeveless P-Stew. The "pipes" are his arms. His rippled, oily, throbbing arms. Robust, strapping, toned and turgid. Yes, indeed. JL Pipes.