When Captain Picard abandons a perfectly good ship full of Pelican cases, the Ferengi are nice enough to return it to him. Meanwhile, he's reminded of an old crime (which has nothing to do with Wesley), and gets a massive headache in the process. Finally, we introduce the "Picosby," and nothing is ever the same. Be sure to listen all the way to the end for a brand new listener-submitted Drunk Shimoda song!
Adam's pick is Dr. Crusher
- For not relieving Picard from command
Ben's pick is Picard
- For obliviousness to his mind control
Honorable Mention: Wesley
- For saying "You're welcome, ladies"