When the Enterprise has to transport Ginger Jesus to a peace negotiation between some ersatz Klingons, his sexual super-magnetism is a distraction for some of the crew. Their 5-star Uber rating is seemingly in the bag until his cadre of helpers is killed on an away mission, forcing the diplomat to talk only with his hands. Are these the worst alien effects we've seen? What's a job interview like for a bathroom attendant? Do they still have Pier 1 in the future? It's the episode where we return to Anybody Canyon!
Drunk Shimoda[]
Adam's pick is The Dick Valet
- For getting hired to be a dick valet
Ben's pick is Picard
- For saying "Cluck cluck cluck. You're being a mother hen."
Trading Cards[]
Ginger Jesus
How Come This Rando Has An Erection?
A Rubber Mask Malfunction
Set To Gore!
I've Been Turning Soft Into Hard Forever
Hearing The Notre Dame Fight Song In His Head