When the Enterprise finds an IKEA shuttlepod floating in space, they (what else?) bring it aboard for a closer inspection. What they find inside is a very tan, extremely well-rested clone of Captain Picard whose body, unlike the original Picard, does not respond well to stimulants. How will Wesley (the boy?) tell them apart? What's the cost of destroying a Galaxy-class starship? Why didn't Riker season his eggs before serving them? It's the episode where we bring booze to brunch!
Drunk Shimoda[]
Adam's pick is Dr. Pulaski
- For bringing booze to "breakfast"
Ben's pick is Chief O'Brien
- For showing up in the shuttlebay at the end and having no lines for 3 minutes
Trading Cards[]
Picked Up At A Bodega
A Warrior's Egg
Race Car Bed Version Of A Shuttle
Like Trying To Work On A Fiat
Murders Malibu Picard!