When a cloaked observatory gets hit with a banger, the Enterprise needs to step on the gas to rescue some more gray haired scientists before the Prime Directive gets violated. On their arrival, the Enterprise crew just can’t help but violate it themselves, and violate it over and over. It should come as no surprise that this involves Riker going around the planet in a deep vee. Can Picard get out of this by making up a new religion? Did the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer wig get reused? Does Worf’s least favorite lightning have a great Hollywood agent? It’s the episode that Ben recorded while hopped up on DayQuil.

Drunk Shimoda Edit

Adam's pick is Picard

For beaming up Nuria to the Enterprise--where everything looks like magic

Ben's pick is Chief Anthropologist

For wanting them to hand down religious commandments and leave

Trading Cards Edit

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