When a con man abducts commander Data, his only ways to pass the time are trying to smile and trying to sing to a hand puppet. The Enterprise crew’s only hope is to start taking Geordi’s conspiracy theory website seriously. What century has the best bubblegum smell? How anti-semitic is this whole deal? Is her chin messed up because alien or because surgery? It’s an episode that has fewer small hand jokes than it probably should.
Adam's pick is Data
- For saying "loolooloo" while feeding a hand-puppet bird
Ben's pick is Data
- For trying to imitate Mona Lisa's smile