The Chandelier of Death steps on its own dick when it vaporizes one of Riker's booty calls! Forget the Klingons, the Cardassians or the Romulans! It's old ladies you don't piss off!

Drunk Shimoda Edit

Adam's pick is Riker

For being off-balance responding to Carmen’s intense flirtation with him/handling her flirtation like an Akido master

Ben's pick is Riker

Folding his phaser so it looked like an erection in profile

Trading Cards Edit

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