The Chandelier of Death steps on its own dick when it vaporizes one of Riker's booty calls! Forget the Klingons, the Cardassians or the Romulans! It's old ladies you don't piss off!
Adam's pick is Riker
- For being off-balance responding to Carmen’s intense flirtation with him/handling her flirtation like an Akido master
Ben's pick is Riker
- Folding his phaser so it looked like an erection in profile
Trading Cards Edit
|Star Trek: The Next Generation|
|Episode List • Individual Episodes • Drunk Shimodas • Trading Cards|
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.